So yo then man what’s your story?

Whoa! Man! You’re reading this! You’re one of those people who scrolls to the bottoms of webpages or types random things into their web browser’s URL bar! That’s cool. I appreciate that!

Some things to know! My fourth favorite word is probably litotes, but I’m becoming increasingly dissatisfied with the quality of the word, and it might be removed from the favorites list altogether. I (don’t really anymore) use Twitter, which you probably already know. I also have a Tumblr, which you definitely know! I hope I haven’t wasted your time very much, but you can tell me if I did and you’re angry about it! Yes, that is my e-mail address. Send a message if you don’t believe me! And before you ask, also yes, I like Dinosaur Comics. Kind of a lot!