May 2009
150 posts
aja:
Because I am in love with Zooey Deschanel.
Kotaku: Walden: The Game Is In Development →
are you shitting me
(here’s a trailer from 2007.)
i try to save all my hurglburgling for twitter but...
i should have eaten something or slept or something beforehand ohgod
i’m not going to remember writing any of this, why did i let them convince me to bring my laptop they are only going to spill things on it and make fun of me i i think
bleargh
i should just change one of my tags to "kitties!"...
This is the one thing I hope: that she never stopped. I hope when her body...
– Tana French, The Likeness
Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a...
I’d rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
– Leopold Stotch
Turning Led Zeppelin Lyrics into Insults: Volume 1
gordonshumway:
Is there a bustle in your hedgerow, BITCH?
This one time…
Fathom →
A short Flash game. I refuse to find out if there are multiple endings because I really liked the one I got.
(via @kinokofry)
this is too brilliantly juvenile and stupid not to post.
static : pulse
Give this a watch in HD; much, much prettier that way.
i reblog over half of all my posts here, but i don’t give a shit except for that one shit i’m giving right now so i can mention it. so, uh.
nice weather today.
Washington Post: Short(est) Stories →
Of course, some might say that drafting a tweet defeats the purpose of a tweet — if it’s not spontaneous and it’s not about something happening now, what’s the point? Which brings us to … “Every new medium has the potential to be an art form,” says Tim O’Reilly. Famous for helping coin the phrase “Web 2.0,” O’Reilly is also the...
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Respectful Yo Mama... →
aja:
Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
Yo mama is so well respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.
Yo mama is so good at cooking she should open her own restaurant. I’d be the first customer.
Yo mama is so attractive she could be on...
Pants-less puppeteer charged with indecent... →
aja:
At issue, according to court documents, was a May 13 incident during with Martin was spotted by residents of the Arcadia Apartment Complex standing partially nude over an air conditioner intake.
Clad only in an unbuttoned flannel shirt, Martin appeared to have attached a string to his genitals and “was apparently manipulating it with the string like a puppet,” according to police.
Once...