February 2010
18 posts
Today was not so hot.
So I am going to take my anger out on the English language.
1.) Moisturizer. Bastardizer. Butcherizer.
2.) He said he was French, begging the question, where did he get a German accent?
3.) Jill owned the table, Jack owned the chair.
4.) I don’t know to whom I should address this letter to.
5.) To be or to not be.
6.) Because of its enigmatic origins, the diamond was highly-desired.
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it's my blog and I'll be overwrought and dramatic...
hnnngggrrghghrr
I AM NOT EVEN REMOTELY QUALIFIED TO DO THINGS
WatchPhoenix - Lizstomania / One time too many - A Take Away Show
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You could also contrue this as a commentary on the...
There’s this unfashionable1 saying: A gentleman never kisses and tells.
So—not to accuse anyone of ungentlemanly behavior, though that is exactly what I am about to do, I don’t think T has ever heard this saying. And T’s verbose.2 It’s his verbosity that makes me think I shouldn’t be surprised at his cavalier kiss-then-tell M.O. But excusing that, then going through...
Aimee Mann - The Fall of the World’s Own...
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In which a Drizzle is Outlasted
[So—I wrote this a couple days ago for #tumblr52-5, except I chickened out posting it here because posting it here would be an inexcusable breach of the boundaries between cute cats and the mysterious OB, so naturally I posted it on the OB instead (meaning you might’ve already read this), but what I’m trying to say is, everything’s been all kinds of fucked recently anyway,...
re.: tao lin
[you can read a passage of tao lin’s recent-ish book, Shoplifting from American Apparel here.]
Maybe I just don’t “get” Tao Lin, but it’s like this: Lin’s got this total thing for youthful (mid-twenties, youthful, that is, not like teens youthful) irony and malaise (because let’s face it who doesn’t), and maybe Lin’s fans will tell me, like,...
I was thinking of drawing an hourly comic →
But I realized half of it would be me reading books in dead silence and the other half me pretending to do homework but actually checking Twitter/Tumblr/Facebook, and even I in all my self-absorbsion could not being myself to read, let alone draw stick figures for, such banality. So. Good story.
