April 2010
18 posts
This is the form my self-loathing has taken.
I want to eat a whole thing of candy beans.
Futile Facebook plea
Listen, girl. I know it’s sometimes hard to smile, and I know it’s sometimes embarassing getting your picture taken. But do you really have to make that smoochy face in every photo? Could you, like, practice smiling in front of a mirror for a few minutes each day so that you never have to make that smoochy face ever again? Because your smoochy face does not say, as you might think, “I am...
Actually, Kate Jackson, your tactile faculties are...
Music/grammatical (non-)error joke.
Edit: I think I’ve made this joke before.
Treme is great.
In fact: super great.
Conceptually terrible earrings which I have seen...
1.) Left ear: secured padlock. Right ear: key to secured padlock.
HEY, HERE'S A PRO-TIP
If you want to make somebody chill out about some impending doom, you probably shouldn’t constantly remind them about it. HINT HINT, MOM.
Sleater-Kinney - Get Up
(the tumblr app ate this...
additionally, i can't believe shitgaze is actually...
additionally, m. ward needs to shave.
To (opaquely) elaborate:
Okay. But so then. Nothing is so intellectually visceral as failing a test. This visceral is not the satisfying kind of visceral, mind, e.g. tearing apart a mango with your bare hands. I use the word because I think it invokes that fight-or-flight lizard brain which I have been grappling with lately, and the reason that sitting in a dead silent room, scanning seven pages, and realizing that I do...
Holy failing tests, Batman.
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Salon on: WikiLeaks video →
Salon has some nice bulletpoints on Wikileaks’ video release from a couple days ago, which you probably already know and care deeply about. A particularly salient bit:It’s hard to express the blinding jingoistic delusion necessary to insist — in the face of this mountain of evidence and dead civilians left in the wake of our wars — that the Apache attack is some sort of...
I could.
The Pipettes - I Love You