Holy shit. I hate people. So much. Right now.
edit: Oh, holy shit. It is six hours later and I still hate people.
What the fuck, people? Look, this isn’t difficult; you tell somebody that you’re going to do something, and then you do it. This isn’t, like, the fucking California bar exam or launching a NASA rocket to the fucking moon, this is agreeing to move some fucking boxes six blocks west. Not difficult. If you promise to do this thing, this one fucking thing, this thing that you yourself understand is vitally important, then why the fuck are you not doing it, holy shit, do you realize how incredibly difficult everything gets because you were such a lazy fuck that you couldn’t even bother to tell me that you couldn’t fucking do it? And so you decide to fucking throw me in front of this fucking bus because apparently my time is so much fucking less important than your fucking time, which I apparently must remind you because your brains are made of shit, your fucking time which you had committed to this endeavor voluntarily, but of course I have to explain this to you because of your shit-brain, and so, fuck, never mind, you know what, choke on your fucking dick or get pushed into traffic or something, whatever, fuck you, fuck you, et cetera.
HOLY. SHIT. GUYS. So angry.
edit edit: if tumblr took animated gifs, i’d totally post one of john goodman being all like, “fuck you, you fucking fucks,” but i guess this youtube video is going to have to do.
