There’s a brilliant meta-game feature in Noby Noby Boy, which compiles every player’s “progress” in the game and uses it to propel a single “GIRL” across the solar system. But her progress is danger.

See, it relies on lots of players playing lots of Noby Noby Boy for those cumulative figures to get her anywhere. And while first-week sales saw the player base reach around 60,000, which got her from Earth to the moon in only four days, there’s now only around 1000-2000 people playing the game.

N-no…

Additional bit of nerdery: Final Fantasy 13 looks like Final Fantasy 8 but in the future and with a Squall-gender swap. (I am okay with this.)