This is getting out of hand.Tumblr (3.0; @huchu)http://huchu.net/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5xx90QSRy1qzrcv3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><p title="yeah so anyway i got vol. 6 in the mail today, and it was pretty much 200 pages of me going 'yesssss' and fistpumping. not really. but it was really good, and now i am totally psyched for the movie. THIS HAS BEEN YOUR DAILY COMIC REVIEW.">Do you know why I love this Scott Pilgrim page? Let me tell you why. Because of the Neko Case poster in the background. That’s why.</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/843463425http://huchu.net/post/843463425Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:48:36 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://huchu.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/805064487/tumblr_l5hc2tFgDb1qzrcv3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>I don’t think anyone’s going to laugh at this one, Zach.</p>http://huchu.net/post/805064487http://huchu.net/post/805064487Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:49:41 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5gj1tIF1g1qzrcv3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a title="the first post i've made in like a month, and it's something you have probably seen before, HOW DELIGHTFULLY LAZY OF ME" href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1752">Dinosaur Comics - July 12th, 2010</a></p>http://huchu.net/post/802903876http://huchu.net/post/802903876Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:29:20 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://huchu.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/752710916/tumblr_l4tdd1qlZT1qzrcv3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><p title="what about them? i'm all about them.">Sleigh Bells - Rill Rill</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/752710916http://huchu.net/post/752710916Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:15:00 -0700<p>new Tana French novel out next month oh man</p> <p>also you cannot crack a bank account password in five minutes without prior knowledge</p> <p>i am half asleep and even i know this is not how it works</p>http://huchu.net/post/741514414http://huchu.net/post/741514414Sun, 27 Jun 2010 02:52:00 -0700“Only true artists like us who’d suffered throughout our apprenticeships merciless bastinados, random pummelings and fists so that the irritable master who drew a line incorrectly might feel better – not to mention hours of blows from sticks and rulers so that the devil within us would perish to be reborn as the jinn of inspiration – only we could feel such extreme joy by depicting bastinados and tortures, only we could color these implements with the gaiety of coloring a child’s kite.”<br/><br/> - <em>Orhan Pamuk, <em>My Name Is Red</em></em>http://huchu.net/post/716286620http://huchu.net/post/716286620Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:45:58 -0700<p>I am savoring this moment because it is about as close to celebrity as I’ll ever get! Exclamation mark!</p>http://huchu.net/post/661216204http://huchu.net/post/661216204Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:29:17 -0700<p>What do I do? This is some existential shit right here.</p>http://huchu.net/post/657148983http://huchu.net/post/657148983Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:26:49 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l37zl5WpNV1qzrcv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l37zl5WpNV1qzrcv3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Uh okay I may have suffered some light cranial trauma, but <a href="http://www.jetpens.com/product_info.php/cPath/214_835/products_id/4534">this is just about the best pen I’ve ever seen</a>.</p> <p>(To contrast: <a href="http://www.worldlux.com/cgi-bin/navigate.cgi?brand=MONB&model=Octavian%20LE&dept=PENS&method=search" title="PEN NERD TIME: Fucking Montblanc. Ugly, overpriced, and terrible feel – not that they were always terrible, but these days when you buy Montblanc, you buy a name, not a pen. And nothing says conspicuous consumption like a writing instrument that costs ten times more than my TV. Of course, fountain pens in general just reek of elitism, which is exactly why I use them, but a pleb like you COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND.">an overpriced, utter abortion of a pen from Montblanc</a>.)</p>http://huchu.net/post/646010048http://huchu.net/post/646010048Sat, 29 May 2010 23:48:00 -0700<p>Coupla weeks ago I was shopping on Amazon and trying to remember if I owned <i><a title="Spoiler warning: I didn't." href="http://amzn.com/0060013125">Night Watch</a></i>, and it turns out there are <i>tools</i> for this, and one is called <a href="http://www.librarything.com/">LibraryThing</a>, which makes you feel kind of like you’re running a library, which is great if you’re into that sort of thing (I’m not, I think); and another called <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/">Goodreads</a>, which is great if you have bad taste (I pretend like I don’t). Anyway, let’s cut this boring story short and just say that there is <a title="it screams 'web 2.0', whatever the hell that means. plus the site's, what, two years old? meaning it's still in the could-collapse-at-any-moment stage. which is punk as fuck. whatever the hell that means. i should sleep!" href="http://readernaut.com/">Readernaut</a>, which is also not that great, but you know what, it’s not obtuse, and it solves the lost bookmark problem, and I thought you all should know. Lost bookmarks are very important to me.</p>http://huchu.net/post/612528056http://huchu.net/post/612528056Wed, 19 May 2010 00:12:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2luqu0BtD1qzrcv3o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p title="I may also be the funniest.">I am the dumbest person.</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/609460563http://huchu.net/post/609460563Tue, 18 May 2010 00:41:43 -0700<p>Holy shit. I hate people. So much. Right now.</p> <p>edit: Oh, holy shit. It is six hours later and I still hate people.</p> <p>What the fuck, people? Look, this isn’t difficult; you tell somebody that you’re going to do something, and then you do it. This isn’t, like, the fucking California bar exam or launching a NASA rocket to the fucking moon, this is agreeing to move some fucking boxes six blocks west. Not difficult. If you promise to do this thing, this one fucking thing, this thing that you yourself understand is vitally important, then <i>why the fuck are you not doing it</i>, holy shit, do you realize how incredibly difficult everything gets because you were such a lazy fuck that you couldn’t even bother to tell me that you couldn’t fucking do it? And so you decide to fucking throw me in front of this fucking bus because apparently my time is so much fucking less important than your fucking time, which I apparently must remind you because your brains are made of shit, your fucking time which you had committed to this endeavor voluntarily, but of course I have to explain this to you because of your shit-brain, and so, fuck, never mind, you know what, choke on your fucking dick or get pushed into traffic or something, whatever, fuck you, fuck you, et cetera.</p> <p>HOLY. SHIT. GUYS. So angry.</p> <p>edit edit: if tumblr took animated gifs, i’d totally post one of john goodman being all like, “<a title="not the best scene this show has to offer, but still great." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXIBfAd-0Yw">fuck you, you fucking fucks</a>,” but i guess this youtube video is going to have to do.</p>http://huchu.net/post/593369771http://huchu.net/post/593369771Wed, 12 May 2010 14:40:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2532jKmkl1qzrcv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p title="probably the best grimace i've ever seen in cinema."><i>Thirst</i> (dir. Park Chan-wook)</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/583315723http://huchu.net/post/583315723Sat, 08 May 2010 23:23:00 -0700<p>So I get like a year of uptime when the only thing on it is some dumb picture of a dude with a thumb and globe going all “MEOWVELOUS,” but then I get some content on there and the thing shuts down after one day? NICE.</p> <p>edit: it’s not down, j/k</p>http://huchu.net/post/576829318http://huchu.net/post/576829318Thu, 06 May 2010 12:57:00 -0700<p>Guess who will be sitting in his bed and weeping gently into his computer science homework!</p>http://huchu.net/post/571713372http://huchu.net/post/571713372Tue, 04 May 2010 14:33:00 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://huchu.net/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/567372279/tumblr_l1ttxofvyP1qzrcv3&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><p title="i know what you're thinking. you're thinkin, 'this guy is just looking up every band mentioned in phonogram, and he thinks he's soooo cool.' right on both counts, but i did not have to look up the long blondes because i was so hip that i already knew about them. and you thought you were clever.">The Long Blondes - Round the Hairpin. I can’t stop listening to girl-pop; send help.</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/567372279http://huchu.net/post/567372279Sun, 02 May 2010 21:32:00 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1ez654EFs1qzrcv3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p title="holy god i will never be employed in this industry.">I just wrote this for my computer science homework. Don’t know what it means? Neither do I!</p></p>http://huchu.net/post/547125296http://huchu.net/post/547125296Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:01:00 -0700<p>I want to eat a whole thing of candy beans.</p>http://huchu.net/post/544485875http://huchu.net/post/544485875Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:35:56 -0700<p>Listen, girl. I know it’s sometimes hard to smile, and I know it’s sometimes embarassing getting your picture taken. But do you really have to make that smoochy face in every photo? Could you, like, practice smiling in front of a mirror for a few minutes each day so that you never have to make that smoochy face ever again? Because your smoochy face does not say, as you might think, “I am imminently smoochable.” I am not filled with an overwhelming urge to smooch your smoochy face. I have no desire to make an adjustment to my lifestyle so that I can encounter your smoochy face in a smooching context at some later point in time. Your smoochy face does not make you look cute. You look like Derek Zoolander. You look like an idiot.</p> <p>(No) Smooches, <br/>e</p>http://huchu.net/post/541119390http://huchu.net/post/541119390Thu, 22 Apr 2010 11:31:00 -0700<p title="that's not the only fine thing about her WINK WINK">Music/grammatical (non-)error joke.</p> <p>Edit: I think I’ve made this joke before.</p>http://huchu.net/post/540244006http://huchu.net/post/540244006Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:57:00 -0700